Monday 12 December 2011

Audition timings and venues

The auditions have been rescheduled to Monday in the Monday test period. The exact rooms will be confirmed later. Sorry for the inconvenience. Also, the singing will be without the music so be prepared.

Sunday 11 December 2011

Voldemort's script

(Enter Draco Malfoy from the right)
Draco:  All hail Lord Voldemort:  !
( Voldemort starts laughing)
Voldemort:  Lucius Malloys boy???
Voldemort:  [Voldemort] Are you serious?
Draco:  Draco Malfoy! Malfoy. (Offended)
Voldemort:  Help from a child! You've got to be kidding me!
Draco:  If this homemade dark mark won't convince you .( Exposes her right arm to show Voldemort the smiley tattoo)
Draco:  .then at least hear me out!
Voldemort:  Okay. Okay. Okay!
Voldemort:  How do you propose you get MY Deatheater:  s into your little daycare center?
Voldemort:  And don't. and don't suggest a giant slide!
Voldemort:  Or a  Trampoline!
Voldemort:  'Cause we've already tried those
( Malfoy moves forward, to the centre of the stage)
Draco:  The vents!
Draco:  Your Deatheater:  s shall enter through the ventilation system of Hogwarts!
Voldemort:  Ah the vents.
Voldemort:  Uhm. How do we find these vents?
Draco:  Well I'll tell you how to get to the vents.
( Moves to the side of the Voldemort (left) but stumbles and falls over; then gets up)
Draco:  But first.
Draco:  .we discuss the subject of payment!
Voldemort:  Ah the catch!
Voldemort:  There's always a catch! ( Agrees with Voldemort)
Voldemort:  There's nothing in this world so cruel and demanding as the soul of a child.


Voldemort’s song
1.       VOLDEMORT:
When I was a boy
An orphan boy
Id love to move my feet
Id hear a tune and start to swoon
My life would seem complete

The other boys would laugh and jeer
But Id catch em tappin their toes
Cause when Id start to sway, theyd get carried away.
And oh, how the feeling grows

Id take my foot
My little foot
And with that foot
Oh, how Id start to shake

Id take two feet
Two tiny feat
Hey look! Thats neat!
its coming true
I finally get to dance again! Wahoo!

To dance again
Ive been waiting all these years
To dance again
Now, at once, a chance appears
to hear that beat, so on your feet
Its time to dance again!

(spoken) Cmon potter! Imperio! 

You take your foot
Your little foot
Hey look! Your foot!
See how it starts to shake



Ginny's script

*snape runs off stage*
G: *looking scared/confused*
*harry walks in from the right*
*ginny now smiling uncontrollably*
G: oh, hey harry potter
H: *stops walking* oh hey ginny
G: fancy seeing you here, ah?
H: ah, well,l it’s the cafeteria, so, yeah…
G: *bends knees repeadely* ah… so, ah…. The yuleball is coming up…
H: yeah, I know it is…. Very very soon, yeah…
G: *coughs* ahm… *starts to fiddle with her hair* oh, were you thinking of going with anybody?
H: I was. I was actually just waiting for the right time to ask somebody. I think …. I think the time’s about now, so if…if you something to say just….. get it out, ;cuz..
G: *pulls out the Yule ball ring from behind her* aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh * acting very jumpy*
H: oh is this for me?*starts smiling*
H: *really cerrfully* oh ginny, how did you know that I needed a wreath, so I can ask cho chang? You’re the best!
G:*heartbroken* oh, harry potter..!!!!
G: just… just forget it!!!! *runs away crying*
H: alright, I will!
H: *staring at the wreath* cool!!
Ginny’s song
Ive been alone 
surrounded by darkness 
and Ive seen how heartless
the world can be 

And Ive seen you crying
you felt like its hopeless 
Ill always do my best
to make you see 

That Harry, youre not alone 
cause youre here with me 
and nothings ever gonna bring us down 
cause nothing can keep me from lovin you 
and you know its true 
it dont matter whatll come to be 
our love is all we need to make it through

Now I know it aint easy
(HARRY: No it aint easy) 
But it aint hard trying 
(HARRY: its so hard trying) 
everytime I see you smiling 
and I feel you so close to me 
tell me 

GINNY & HARRY:
That baby youre not alone 
cause youre here with me 
and nothings ever gonna bring us down 
cause nothing can keep me from lovin you 
and you know its true 
it dont matter whatll come to be 
our love is all we need to make it through


Sorry!!!

Sorry we could not upload videos to refer to for all the people who had given their names for acting and the scripts for Cho Chang. Neville and Bellatrix were posted very late, but for all those auditioning for these three roles, you will get time. Here are the acts, scenes and time slots of videos for you to watch on youtube:-
Bellatrix:Act 2, Part 6, 4:20-6:06
Cho Chang:Act 1, Part 10, 0:30-2:35
Neville:Act 1, Part 3, 7:45-8:07
Snape:-act 1,part 3, 1:31 to 3:58
Dumbledore:- act 1, part 4, 2:13 to 4:25
Malfoy:- act 1, part 4, 4:53 to 9:13
Quirrel and Voldemort:- act 1, part 3, 4:00 to 6:41
Cedric:- act 2, part 1, 0:20 to 1:03
Harry:- act 2,  part 9, 0:21 to 1:10
Ron:- act 2, part 1, 1:22 to 2:11
Hermione:- act 1, part 12, 0:35 to 1:01 and 4:06 to 4:57
Ginny:- act 1, part 10, 0:21 to 1:26
                              

Neville's script

Snape: And finally, from the Gryffindor house, (pulls out a paper) oh my! Well, isn’t this curious! The one
person in all of Hogwarts whom I bear no grudge against is suddenly in a tournament where he may very
well lose his life.
Neville: (stands up) It's me. I'd like to apologize right now to my fellow Gryffindors right now for losing-
Snape: Sit down, you inarticulate bumble! It’s Harry Potter!

Cho Chang's script


Harry: Alright, I will! Cool! Hey! Hey, Cho Chang, listen…ahm
(Harry walks up to Cho Chang)

Harry: I know the Yuleball’s coming up, and I was wondering if, ah…(offers the wreath to Cho Chang) …
maybe you wanted to go with me , BUT just in case you’re kind of… on the fence about it,( Cho Chang
accept the wreath) you should know that I play the guitar.
(Harry starts playing a song)
Youre tall and fun and pretty
Youre really, really skinny
Cho Chang
Im the Mickey to your Minnie
Youre the Tigger to my Winnie
Cho Chang
Wanna take you to the city
Gonna take you out to diney
Whatever

(Cho Chang blushes)
Cho Chang: Well Harry Potter bless your heart... Um, but I am going to say no. The young strapping boy Cedric Diggory already asked me to go with him..
Sorry?

(She gives the wreath back to Harry)
Cho Chang: Come on girls, let's go show Moaning Myrtle our ball gowns and make fun cause she can't go.

(Cho Chang runs out with her girls)

belltrix's script


Shrieking from the door. Bellatrix drags in Hermione by the hair and another death eater drags in Ginny.
The boys all assume funny positions on the table...especially Malfoy.
Bellatrix: Wands down, boys!
Malfoy: How did you idiots get captured? You were invisible.
Hermione: Sorry
Bellatrix: Do it Potter or they die!
Harry: Looks like we got our backs towards the wall and nowhere else to go. Put your swords down and
your wands.
Bellatrix: Look at baby Harry Potter..giving orders to his sill-baby-die for friends.
Harry: I’m not a baby, I’m not a baby. I’m twelve.
Snape enters.
Snape: What the devil is going on in hereeee? Whoa..Deja Vu. (rests for a while and then assumes
striking position)
Bellatrix: Victory Snape! Oh! I love it. We have Potter and his friends at last.
Hermione: (shouts) you are a very mean person!
Harry: Yeah, Dumbledore trusted you. You are a big, fat, traitor snape.
Snape: Oh, a traitor am I potter. You’re exactly right! I am a traitor. Because I’m about to betraaaay
someone. Right-now
(Snape kills the first death eater, who crumples to the ground. All the kids are screaming along with
Bellatrix. Hermione and Ron run to the boys and Snape casts a bat bogey hex on goon 2, who starts
flapping his imaginary wings. Snape advances Bellatrix who shouts- Expelliarmus. Snape drops his wand
but still runs towards Bellatrix who yell-s: serpensortia!. A helper comes and puts a snake on snapes mid
section. The kids continue to scream.
Snape: My wiener..
He drops to the floor and Bellatrix looks triumphant.
Harry: Snape! NO!
The kids advance towards Snape when Bellatrix: Dont even think about it...unless any one of you wants
a snake to the wiener. Now come on Potter come with me. (Malfoy and Ron use the poster to cover
themselves. ) Only the Dark Lord has reserved the right to kill you! Come on!
Mrs. Weasly enters and shouts kids! Kids yell back in surprise.
Bellatrix: Who are you?
Mrs. Weasly: I’m Molly Weasley and those are my kids. (Bellatrix looks confused) Avada Kedavara!
Bellatrix: That’s not fair!
Bellatrix dies.
Bellatrix: Dont even think about it...unless any one of you wants a snake to the wiener. Now come on
Potter come with me. (Malfoy and Ron use the poster to cover themselves. ) Only the Dark Lord has
reserved the right to kill you! Come on!
Mrs. Weasly enters and shouts kids! Kids yell back in surprise.
Bellatrix: Who the hell are you?

Saturday 10 December 2011

Hermione's script


(Hermione walks in from left)
Harry: Hey Hermione! You look great! You look wonderful!
Hermione: Hey guys! Thanks! Yeah, you know, I… I used to think looks weren’t important and now I think they are more important than anything. It’s just,  I am having so much fun, dancing with everyone…
Ron: Wow, wow, Hermione. Since when did you become so shallow?
Hermione: What’s wrong with you, Ron?
Ron: Nothing. Nothing’s wrong with me. Why don’t you just go ask Longbottom to dance, ha? Go do it!
Hermione: You know what? Maybe I will.



Hermione's song


(Only Hermione’s part is to be sung)

RON:
He thinks that were finished
He thinks that were done
He thinks that its over
His battle is won HA!

He thinks that its finished
but we arent through
stop and think my friend
what would Harry do for you

HERMIONE:
Harry never gave up the fight
Harry stood up for what is right
So now its our turn

RON & HERMIONE:
our turn
make a joyful sound
Voldemort is going down

RON & HERMIONE:
We must unite
so we can fight
turn the battle around
times running out
its time to shout
Voldemort is going down

HERMIONE:
Cant you feel a fire burning
now its time to be a man
a great big muscley super big super hot man

Harry's script


HARRY: Nobody! ‘Cuz this time it’s just you and me. ‘Cuz all the horcruxes are gone; I destroyed them all!

VOLDEMORT: What? Even my Zefron poster?

HARRY: Especially the Zefron poster.

VOLDEMORT: Nooooooo! Curse you, Potter, you’ll die for that!

HARRY: No, I won’t. Because you can’t kill me, and you can’t kill any of these people.

VOLDEMORT: What are you on about?

HARRY: You don’t learn from your mistakes, do you, Voldemort? I was prepared to die to save these
people.

VOLDEMORT: But you didn’t.

HARRY: Yes, but I meant to. And that’s what did it. I’ve done what my mother did for me for these people.
I’ve given them magical sanctuary so you can’t hurt me or these people ever again.

Harry’s song

Hey dragon
you dont gotta do this
Lets reevaluate our options
throw away our old presumptions
cause really
you dont wanna go through this

Im really not that special
the Boy Who Lived is only flesh and bone
the truth is in the end
Im pretty useless without friends
In fact Im alone
Just like now
but anyhow

I spend my time at school
trying to be this cool guy
I never even asked for
I dont know any spells
Still manage to do well
But theres only so long that can last for

Im living off the glory
of some stupid childrens story
I had nothing to do with
I just sat there and got lucky
so level with me buddy
I cant defeat thee
so please dont eat me
All I can do
is sing this song for you

Dumbeldore's script


Hermione: Dumbledore?

Dumbledore: Yes, Granger?

Hermione: I need to talk to you for a moment. It’s about the House Cup Tournament. (Dumbledore
walks over to her) Um, well, first of all, I think it’s an awful idea, but, um, second of all, I don’t think
Harry Potter should compete.

Dumbledore: Granger, why do you always have to be a big old’ stick in the mud, huh? Pray, tell me why
Potter should not compete.

Hermione: Uh, because…. He wants to study.

Dumbledore: Granger, nobody studies at Hogwarts except for you!

Hermione: Uh, ok, well, he, uh… wants to focus on the O.W.L.s!

Dumbledore: Why couldn’t Harry have told me this himself, hmm? He thinks I’m cool. We’re tight.

Hermione: Professor, I’m a really bad liar. I think it’s a ruse. A setup. And I even think Snape might be
trying to kill Harry Potter.

Dumbledore: Severus Snape is one of the kindest, bravest, gentlest, sexiest men I have ever met!
Severus Snape is trying to kill Harry Potter just as much as he’s trying to kill me!

Snape walks on stage carrying something hidden beneath his cloak.

Snape: Oh why, Professor Dumbledore! I just happened to be in the kitchen and I made you this
delicious sandwich.

Snape pulls back his cloak to reveal a bomb in a sandwich.

Dumbledore: Oh! Why, thank you, Severus! You see, Granger? How thoughtful!

Snape hands him the sandwich.

Snape: Here you are, professor. BOMB appetite. Oops. I mean bone appetite.

Snape presses several buttons on the bomb and runs away. The sandwich starts to tick faster and faster.

Hermione: Um, is that sandwich ticking?!?

Dumbledore: It looks like it’s licking. Finger-licking good!

Hermione: Professor, I don’t think you should eat that sandwich!

Dumbledore: Why, Granger? You outta listen to Snape more often. You might even get a sandwich outta
it.

At this point Hermione grabs the sandwich out of Dumbledore’s hands and runs stage right with it.

Dumbledore: Granger, what the hell? Granger, what are you doing?

Hermione hands it to someone offstage, where the sandwich explodes.

Dumbledore: You darn gone and exploded my sandwich!

Hermione runs back to Dumbledore.

Hermione: I’m sorry, sir!

Dumbledore: Listen, even if I did believe Harry Potter was in danger he has to compete. You see that
Cup?

Hermione: Yes.

Dumbledore: It’s enchanted. Whoever’s name come out of that cup has to compete or the results would
be... bad.

Hermione: What do you mean bad?

Dumbledore: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your
body exploding at the speed of light.

Hermione: Total protonic reversal!

Dumbledore: Yeah. So you see, he has to compete. And Hermione, if it makes you feel any better the
last guy to die in the tournament was a Hufflepuff. So, I’ll keep my eyes open and nothing’s gonna get
past old Dumbledore.

Hermione: Alright.

Dumbledore: Now I gotta go make myself another sandwich! Although I don’t know how it’s gonna be as
good as the last one. The last one ticked!

Dumbledore’s song

Welcome, all of you to Hogwarts
I Welcome back you all to school
Did you know that here at Hogwarts
Weve got a hidden swimming pool?

Welcome, welcome, welcome Hogwarts
Welcome, all you hotties, nerds, and tools
Now that I've got you here at Hogwarts
Id like to go over just a couple of rules:

Cedric's script


Bellatrix: Extra! Extra! Read all about it. Harry Potter, the boy- who- beat-
Voldemort, now says he’s back.

Person 1: Daily prophet! Get your daily prophet here! Harry Potter vs. Voldemort
round 2.

Person 2: Minister of magic Cornelius Fudge makes a statement!

(Cedric enters from left)

Cedric: I have heard these Voldemort rumours and I for one simply don’t believe
it.

Person 1: Voldemort talks about it on his new flootube channel.

(Voldemort appears)

Voldemort: I’m gonna find Harry Potter and I’m gonna kill him.

Person 1: Also does a review of “17 again”.

Voldemort: Well, it was a little slow at the beginning, but… Come on Zac Efron…
Zefron… Enough said.

Cedric: I have seen these so called posts, and I still don’t believe it. This is a ruse.
You’ve all been hoodwinked.

(Cedric exits from left)

Person 1: Professor Quirrell confesses to murder of Hogwart’s student Cedric
Diggory… receives life in Azkaban.

Person 1 and Bellatrix: Extra! Extra! Read all about it. Extra!

Cedric’s song

Oh, Cho Chang
I am so in love with Cho Chang
From Bangkok to Ding Dang
I sing my love aloud for Cho Chang

Ron's script

(Ron, Neville and Cho Chang enter from left)

(Harry enters from right)

(Cho Chang’s crying in Neville’s arms and Harry is standing in the centre of the
stage, reading a newspaper)

Harry: Ron, this totally sucks man!

Ron: This is horrible!

Harry: Yeah, I know. I mean, look at this. This is… it’s terrible. Harry Potter vs.
Voldemort, The fight of the century.

Ron: No, it’s not that. It’s Hermoinie. It’s just like… I can’t get her out of my head.
And every time I look at her… I… I have these pains in my chest and I just know it’s
her fault. That idiot! I’m just not cut out for this Harry, I’m not.

Harry: Yeah, man I know what you mean. It’s like when you’re trying to save the
world and the whole world is just against you.

Ron: No! No! No! No! No! This isn’t about you. Why does every conversation we
have have to turn into Potter talk?

Harry: It’s not Potter talk.

Ron: No! No! I’m miserable!

Ron’s song (only Ron’s part is to be sung)

RON:
He thinks that were finished
He thinks that were done
He thinks that its over
His battle is won HA!

He thinks that its finished
but we arent through
stop and think my friend

what would Harry do for you

HERMIONE:
Harry never gave up the fight
Harry stood up for what is right
So now its our turn

RON & HERMIONE:
our turn
make a joyful sound
Voldemort is going down

RON & HERMIONE:
We must unite
so we can fight
turn the battle around
times running out
its time to shout
Voldemort is going down

HERMIONE:
Cant you feel a fire burning
now its time to be a man
a great big muscley super big super hot man

Quirrel's script

Harry’s scar starts to hurt. He puts a hand to it and starts yelling as Quirinus Quirrell enters stage left. Because Voldemort is on the back of his head, Voldemort stands and walks back to back with Quirrell while his face is hidden under Quirrell’s turban.
Quirinus Quirrell: (with a slight stutter) The House Cup. A time honored tradition. For centuries-
Malfoy: Go home, terrorist!
Quirrell: For centuries, the houses of Hogwarts have competed for the honor and glory of holding the title of House Champion. But where does this competition come from, and what are the roots of the tradition?
Hermione raises her hand and speaks quickly.
Hermione: The House Cup Tournament began with the first generation of Hogwarts students.
Quirrell: That was a rhetorical question.
Dumbledore: Granger, quit interrupting. Twenty points from Gryffindor.
Harry & Ron: Thanks, Hermione!
Quirrell: As I was saying, when the Tournament first originated it was one of a completely different sort. One champion from each of the four houses would compete in a series of dangerous tasks. The winner would not only win the Cup, they would also win eternal glory.
Hermione: Kind of like the Twiwizard Tournament!
Quirrell: Yes, sort of like the Triwizard tounament, except no, not like that at all. There are four houses. How could it be the Triwizard Tournament with four teams?
Hermione: Well, Professor, if I remember correctly, the House Cup Tournament was disbanded after one semester when one student was killed during the first task.
Quirrell: Yes, it is very dangerous, but the rewards far outweigh the risks.
Hermione: I don’t think you heard me! I just said somebody died!
Dumbledore: Hermione Granger, shut your ungodly lopsided mouth and quit interrupting! Twenty more points!
Harry & Ron: Thanks, Hermione!
Dumbledore: God! For the cleverest witch of your age you really can be a dumbass sometimes. (Other students laugh at her) Ten points to Dumbledore!
Quirrell: Yes, well, it will be very dangerous, but the winner will be remembered as a hero for ages to come. And, as the Professor of Defense against the Dark Arts, I believe that this practical application is exactly what the curriculum needs to-
Voldemort sneezes under Quirrell’s turban. 
Dumbledore: Professor, did your turban just sneeze?
Quirrell: What? No. (he starts to back off stage right)
Dumbledore: I could have sworn I just heard a sneeze coming from your direction, but your mouth wasn’t moving.
Quirrell: No, no, that was simply a fart. I must be going. (Voldemort continues to sneeze, and Harry’s scar starts to hurt again as Quirrellmort gets near him.) I simply farted once more. 

    Quirrel’s song  ( Only Quirrel’s part is to be sung)
    QUIRRELL:
    You won't sleep on your tummy
    VOLDEMORT:
    You won't sleep on your back
    VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL:
    We're quite a kooky couple you'll agree
    QUIRRELL:
    We share some hands and fingers

    VOLDEMORT:
    And yet the feeling lingers
    VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL:
    We're just about as different as anyone could be

    VOLDEMORT:
    You like plotting a garden and I like plotting to kill
    QUIRRELL:
    You think that you should rule the world, I think books are a thrill!
    Sipping tea by the fires swell
    VOLDEMORT:
    Pushing people in is fun as well
    I like folding all my ties
    QUIRRELL:
    And you have no friends, hey thats a surprise

    VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL:
    I guess its plain to see
    when you look at you and me
    were different
    different
    as can be

    VOLDEMORT:
    Youre a sissy, a twat a girl! Im the darkest of lords!
    QUIRRELL:
    Im the brightest professor here, Ive won several awards
    VOLDEMORT:
    My new world is about to unfold
    QUIRRELL:
    You got beat by a two year
    VOLDEMORT:
    Ill kill him this time through and through
    QUIRRELL:
    Or you might just give him another tattoo

    VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL:
    You really must agree
    when you look at you and me
    were different
    different
    as can-

    VOLDEMORT:
    Ill rise again and Ill rule the world
    But you must help me renew
    For when our plan succeeds
    QUIRRELL:
    Prevails!
    VOLDEMORT:
    Part of that world goes to you

    QUIRRELL:
    When I rule the world Ill plant flowers
    VOLDEMORT:
    When I rule the world Ill have snakes
    And goblins, and werewolves, and giants, and thestrals,
    a fleet of dementors, and all my Death Eaters!
    (QUIRRELL: And Jane Austin novels)

    VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL:
    When I rule the world!! Hahahaha!!!! (Evil laugh)

    Malfoy's script

    Malfoy: Well. Isn’t this touching?

    Ron: Oh my God just butt out, Malfoy.

    Goyle tries to put Malfoy down but Malfoy falls onto the floor. He will continue to roll around on the
    floor for awhile to make it seem like he did this on purpose.

    Malfoy: Goyle and I have a bet, you know. He says you won’t last five minutes in this tournament. I
    disagree. I say you wouldn’t last five minutes at Pigfarts!

    Harry: What? Alright, Malfoy, what is Pigfarts?

    Malfoy: Oh! Never heard of it? Ha! Figures. Famous Potter doesn’t even know about Pigfarts!

    Harry: Malfoy, don’t act like you don’t want to talk about it. This is like the ninth time you’ve mentioned
    Pigfarts. What is Pigfarts?

    Malfoy is standing by now.

    Malfoy: Pigfarts is only the greatest wizarding school in the galaxy. It’s where I'm being transferred next
    year.

    Hermione: Malfoy, I’ve never heard of that.

    Malfoy: That’s because Pigfarts… is on Mars!

    Harry: Alright, you know what? We’re trying to have a conversation here so if you could just leave us
    alone-

    Malfoy: Oh, no. I’m not even here.

    Harry: (in a hushed tone) Okay, so, I think we can find out what the first task is if we ask Dumbledore-

    Malfoy: Dumbledore? Pff! What an old coot! He’s nothing like Rumbleroar!

    Goyle: RUMBLEROAR!

    Harry: Anyways, as I was saying-

    Malfoy: Rumbleroar’s the headmaster at Pigfarts. He’s a lion, who can talk.

    Harry: Malfoy, if you don’t mind, we’re trying to have a conversation here so- wait what are you even
    doing here? Get outta here.

    Malfoy: I can’t help it if we can hear everything you say. We’re the only ones in here.

    Harry: Come on, Malfoy; just get out of here, please?

    Malfoy: Where are we supposed to go?

    Harry: Uh, I don’t know, uh, Pigfarts.

    Malfoy: Oh ha. Oh, now you’re just being cute. I can’t go to Pigfarts. IT’S ON MARS. You need a rocket
    ship. (Struts over to Harry) Do you have a rocket ship, Potter? I bet you do. (He crawls between where
    Harry and Ron are sitting and falls to the floor again) You know not all of us inherited enough money to
    buy out NASA when our parents died! Look at this! Look at this! It’s Rocketship Potter. Starkid Potter.
    Moonshoes Potter. Traversing the galaxy for intergalactic travels to Pigfarts! (He gets up)

    Harry: Alright, that’s it. This is the most misguided way to try and make me feel jealous. I don’t care if
    you make fun of me, (he gets up towards Malfoy) but if you bring my parents into this it’s a whole other
    story.

    Malfoy: (runs and hides behind stage left bench) Whoa! Not so fast, Potter! Oh crap! Goyle!

    Goyle advances on Harry, arms raised. Harry and Ron cower around the bench while Hermione remains
    standing.

    Goyle: BACK OFF, NERD!

    Malfoy: (hanging off the bottom of the bench) Not so tough are you now, Potter! Maybe you should
    hang out with someone better than that lollygagging ginger and his stupid mudblood girlfriend!

    Hermione: Oh, that is it, Malfoy! (She makes a motion with her wand) Jelly-legs jinx!

    Malfoy: Oh, come on!

    Goyle: Hey, no fair! Our legs are jelly!

    Hermione runs over and grabs Malfoy by the necktie while Crab and Goyle fall on their backs with their
    legs wobbling.

    Hermione: Now, take it back, Malfoy!

    Malfoy: Take what back?

    Hermione: Take back what you said about your stupid made-up space school!

    Ron: And all that stuff about Hermione being my girlfriend. That’s not even a little bit true.

    Hermione: And say you’re sorry for calling me a ‘you-know-what’!

    Malfoy: Alright! I’m sorry!

    Hermione: And you promise you’ll never do it again?

    Malfoy: I promise!

    Hermione: Alright! (She drops him) Now next time we tell you to leave us alone you better do it! Come
    on, Harry. Ron. Let’s get out of here.

    Harry: Wow. Thanks, Hermione.

    Hermione: Yeah (she points at Crab and Goyle with her wand) Unjellyfy!

    The jinx on Crab and Goyle is broken. Harry, Ron and Hermione leave.

    Ron: (As they walk off) Wow. That was like the most badass thing I’ve ever seen! Too bad no one was
    here to see it though. It was like an outburst of pent up aggression you were just like ‘Arrr! I’m gonna….

    Crab and Goyle get up.

    Goyle: Wow. That sucked royal hippogriff! We got beat by a girl! Who is a nerd!

    Malfoy: I meant what I said you know. Pigfarts is real. (He puts his hand to his nose to check for blood)
    Am I- Am I bleeding? Goyle.

    Goyle runs over close to Malfoy’s face.

    Goyle: *Sniffs* No. (He gets up)

    Malfoy: (quietly) I thought maybe... maybe just a little bit… (Normally) Wow. I’ve never been pushed
    down like that by a girl… Maybe I shouldn’t call her a mud-… whatever. (He gets up)

    Goyle: (to Crab) I can’t believe I couldn’t figure out the counter-curse was just unjellyfy!

    Crab shakes his head in disapproval.

    Malfoy: Right. Well, I'm not surprised. Come on. Let’s go watch Wizards of Waverly Place!

    Malfoy’s song

    this year you bet Im gonna get outta here
    the reign of Malfoy is drawing near
    Ill have the greatest wizard career,
    and its gonna be totally awesome

    Look out world, for the dawn of the day
    When everyone will do whatever I say
    And that Potter wont be in my way, and then
    Ill be the one who is totally awesome!

    Friday 9 December 2011

    Snape

    (Severus Snape enters from right)

    Harry: C’mon, Ron, he’s really not that bad. I mean...
    Professor Severus Snape: Harry Potter! Detention!
    Harry (Stands up): What?
    Snape: For talking out of turn!

    (Harry sits back down)

    Snape: Now, before we begin, I’m going to give you all your very, very first pop quiz.

    Everybody groans, except for Hermione, who cheers.

    Hermione: Yes!
    Snape: Can anyone tell me what a portkey is?
    Hermione: Oo! (She raises her hand)
    Snape: Yes, Ms. Granger.
    Hermione: A portkey is an enchanted object that when touched will transport the one or ones who touch it to anywhere on the globe decided upon by the enchanter.
    Snape: Very good! Now can anyone tell me what foreshadowing is?

    Hermione raises her hand again.

    Snape: Yes, Ms. Granger.
    Hermione: Foreshadowing is a dramatic device in which an important plot point is mentioned earlier in the story to return later in a more significant way.
    Snape: Perfect!
    Ron: What’s a portkey again? I missed that one.
    Hermione: A portkey is something that when you touch it it’ll transport you anywhere.
    Ron: (Over Hermione) Not you! Ah, never mind.
    Snape: And remember, a portkey can be any sort of seemingly harmless object, like, a football, or a dolphin!
    Lavender: Professor?
    Snape: Yes?
    Lavender: Can, like, a person be a portkey?
    Snape: No, that’s absurd. ‘Cause then if that person we’re to touch themselves, (looks meaningfully at Ron) they would constantly be transported into different places. A person can, however, be a horcrux.
    Harry: What’s a- What’s a horcrux?
    Snape: I’m not even going to tell you Harry, you’ll find out soon enough.
    Hermione: Professor, what is the point of this quiz?
    Snape: Oh, no, no point in particular. Just important information that everyone should know. (he points into the audience) Especially you! Now, moving right along, there are four houses in all. Gryffindor (there’re cheers from stage right), Ravenclaw (a few cheers from stage left), Hufflepuff-
    Cedric: Find!
    Snape: What? And Slytherin (Goyle does a snake movement with his arms while the other Slytherins hiss). Traditionally points are given for good behavior and deducted for rule breaking. For example, ten points from Gryffindor! (Confused mutterings for stage right) For Ms. Granger’s excessive baby fat.
    Harry & Ron: Thanks, Hermione!
    Snape: Traditionally, the house with the most points at the end of the year would win the House Cup. However, this year we’re doing things a bit differently. Here to introduce it is our new Dark Arts Professor, Professor Quirrell.


    Welcome all of you to AVPM

    Hey everyone,

    Sorry for the delay regarding the posts. Its been a little difficult to upload stuff here. Anyways, we are now going to put in a list of posts as to the

    a. Character Audition acting bit
    b. Character singing bit
    c. Script along with it

    Hope you still manage to go through this blog despite the delay.

    For all 10th graders the auditions would be held on Wednesday(14/12) in the third and fourth periods. Please ensure that you are ready!

    The dates for the auditions will be up in a few days. Please note that they will take place within the next week probably after Wednesday for the rest of the school! We will also be auditioning for singing as it is a musical- so please take that into account!

    AVPM team

    Thursday 8 December 2011

    Volunteers meeting

    There is a meeting for everybody who is interested in working in the musical.
    This meeting will be held at the Upasna centre at 8:35 A.M on Friday 9th December 2011.