Sunday 11 December 2011

belltrix's script


Shrieking from the door. Bellatrix drags in Hermione by the hair and another death eater drags in Ginny.
The boys all assume funny positions on the table...especially Malfoy.
Bellatrix: Wands down, boys!
Malfoy: How did you idiots get captured? You were invisible.
Hermione: Sorry
Bellatrix: Do it Potter or they die!
Harry: Looks like we got our backs towards the wall and nowhere else to go. Put your swords down and
your wands.
Bellatrix: Look at baby Harry Potter..giving orders to his sill-baby-die for friends.
Harry: I’m not a baby, I’m not a baby. I’m twelve.
Snape enters.
Snape: What the devil is going on in hereeee? Whoa..Deja Vu. (rests for a while and then assumes
striking position)
Bellatrix: Victory Snape! Oh! I love it. We have Potter and his friends at last.
Hermione: (shouts) you are a very mean person!
Harry: Yeah, Dumbledore trusted you. You are a big, fat, traitor snape.
Snape: Oh, a traitor am I potter. You’re exactly right! I am a traitor. Because I’m about to betraaaay
someone. Right-now
(Snape kills the first death eater, who crumples to the ground. All the kids are screaming along with
Bellatrix. Hermione and Ron run to the boys and Snape casts a bat bogey hex on goon 2, who starts
flapping his imaginary wings. Snape advances Bellatrix who shouts- Expelliarmus. Snape drops his wand
but still runs towards Bellatrix who yell-s: serpensortia!. A helper comes and puts a snake on snapes mid
section. The kids continue to scream.
Snape: My wiener..
He drops to the floor and Bellatrix looks triumphant.
Harry: Snape! NO!
The kids advance towards Snape when Bellatrix: Dont even think about it...unless any one of you wants
a snake to the wiener. Now come on Potter come with me. (Malfoy and Ron use the poster to cover
themselves. ) Only the Dark Lord has reserved the right to kill you! Come on!
Mrs. Weasly enters and shouts kids! Kids yell back in surprise.
Bellatrix: Who are you?
Mrs. Weasly: I’m Molly Weasley and those are my kids. (Bellatrix looks confused) Avada Kedavara!
Bellatrix: That’s not fair!
Bellatrix dies.
Bellatrix: Dont even think about it...unless any one of you wants a snake to the wiener. Now come on
Potter come with me. (Malfoy and Ron use the poster to cover themselves. ) Only the Dark Lord has
reserved the right to kill you! Come on!
Mrs. Weasly enters and shouts kids! Kids yell back in surprise.
Bellatrix: Who the hell are you?

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