Sunday 11 December 2011

Voldemort's script

(Enter Draco Malfoy from the right)
Draco:  All hail Lord Voldemort:  !
( Voldemort starts laughing)
Voldemort:  Lucius Malloys boy???
Voldemort:  [Voldemort] Are you serious?
Draco:  Draco Malfoy! Malfoy. (Offended)
Voldemort:  Help from a child! You've got to be kidding me!
Draco:  If this homemade dark mark won't convince you .( Exposes her right arm to show Voldemort the smiley tattoo)
Draco:  .then at least hear me out!
Voldemort:  Okay. Okay. Okay!
Voldemort:  How do you propose you get MY Deatheater:  s into your little daycare center?
Voldemort:  And don't. and don't suggest a giant slide!
Voldemort:  Or a  Trampoline!
Voldemort:  'Cause we've already tried those
( Malfoy moves forward, to the centre of the stage)
Draco:  The vents!
Draco:  Your Deatheater:  s shall enter through the ventilation system of Hogwarts!
Voldemort:  Ah the vents.
Voldemort:  Uhm. How do we find these vents?
Draco:  Well I'll tell you how to get to the vents.
( Moves to the side of the Voldemort (left) but stumbles and falls over; then gets up)
Draco:  But first.
Draco:  .we discuss the subject of payment!
Voldemort:  Ah the catch!
Voldemort:  There's always a catch! ( Agrees with Voldemort)
Voldemort:  There's nothing in this world so cruel and demanding as the soul of a child.


Voldemort’s song
1.       VOLDEMORT:
When I was a boy
An orphan boy
Id love to move my feet
Id hear a tune and start to swoon
My life would seem complete

The other boys would laugh and jeer
But Id catch em tappin their toes
Cause when Id start to sway, theyd get carried away.
And oh, how the feeling grows

Id take my foot
My little foot
And with that foot
Oh, how Id start to shake

Id take two feet
Two tiny feat
Hey look! Thats neat!
its coming true
I finally get to dance again! Wahoo!

To dance again
Ive been waiting all these years
To dance again
Now, at once, a chance appears
to hear that beat, so on your feet
Its time to dance again!

(spoken) Cmon potter! Imperio! 

You take your foot
Your little foot
Hey look! Your foot!
See how it starts to shake



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